(Robotic voice. Furturisitc, factory-like SFX throughout)
Robot:
Welcome to the Stoner Simulation Station.
I will now hypnotize you high.
Your eyelids are getting heavy.
You’re feeling very sleepy. And lazy. And worthlesss
And hungry. And paranoid.
And now you’ve got this sinking feeling.
Like you’ve disappointed everyone you’re close to.
Because you have.
This concludes our Stoner Simulation Session.
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